Friday, February 18, 2011

Zaxby's - Zorry, I tried to like it

An unusual thing happened last week. I work in the office of an apartment complex and one of my residents gave me a $10 gift certificate to Zaxby's as a token of her appreciation. So after retrieving packages from her door step and unplugging appliances feared to be left on while she was out of town, I was awarded with a free lunch. I don't usually eat at Zaxby's but I was excited about the gesture.

 Happily, I phoned a girlfriend and made a lunch date for the next day. Since I had a gift card, I decided to go all out - I ordered an appetizer and a meal. Since I am not a big fan of crinkled fries and that's the typical side with a sandwich there, I selected a Zalad for my meal. To make up for not ordering fries, I decided to get an unhealthy, fried Zappetizer.

Now, I haven't been a big fan of Zaxby's in the past and I don't have a really good reason for it. I love Chik-fila and the two restaurants have pretty much the same concept.  Almost everyone I know loves Zaxby's. I do like how they serve their meals on a real plate so you get a little more of a restaurant feel versus a fast food feel. Also, it's better for the environment (a very waspy thing to say, I realize). However, I've just never gotten into Zaxby's. So to give Zaxby's a fair chance of impressing me I decided to order the most fattening and therefore hopefully, the most tasty, Zappetizer - fried white cheddar cheese bites. (For those price conscious readers, the Zappetizer is about three and half dollars but if you want to save money order it as a side). I love cheese and white cheddar is possibly my favorite type of cheese. However, I was very disappointed with my fried cheese bites. They weren't hot enough so the cheese was too thick. Instead of piping hot, soft, luscious, melted cheese - I got chewy cheese of the consistency of string cheese. Think string cheese with bread crumbs on it. That's what I was eating. I was dipping it in as much marinara as possible to make it worthwhile.

Nonetheless, I ended up eating most of the cheese bites because I enjoyed them more than my Zalad. Again, in an attempt to give Zaxby's a fair chance of winning me over as a customer - I ordered fried chicken on my Zalad. I know fried chicken is what Zaxby's is known for as opposed to grilled chicken. So again - I'm trying to give Zaxby's a fair chance here. The place is about one block from the apartment complex where I work and live. Everyone else loves it. I want to like it, too! I want to be a fan but still, I found the Zalad to be bland and tasteless. The salads taste like they're stored in a freezer - like your eating vegetables that once had flavor, color and life but now are just boring and flavorless Also, I'm pretty sure the chicken was supposed to be tossed in a teriyaki sauce that was forgotten. To put it another way - the salad was indescribably bad. So in conclusion, I've tried to give Zaxby's a chance and understand what it is about the place that everyone else is crazy about but I'm zorry, I'm just not into it.

1 comment:

  1. Pardon my french, but you're fucking batshit insane. If humans tasted anything like Zaxby's, I'd be gnawing off someone's arm right now.

    I'm sure you're not ztupid, you probably just have taste buds with retarded growth. Is there treatment for that?

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