The best thing about Red Lobster is the free basket of Cheddar Bay Biscuits you get with your meal. For a place that serves LOBSTER, that is not a good thing. Luckily, the deliciousness of the Cheddar Bay Biscuits ensures that you will not care what the rest of your meal tastes like. Besides all-you-can-eat-shrimp, I can't name one thing I've ever ordered at Red Lobster. It's all about the biscuits.
As I was trying to sleep on a plane ride back from a drunken few days in Puerto Rico,I was frequently awoken by the irritating chitter chatter of the two fat ladies sharing my row. They were making friends on the airplane - how I detest people like that. I did pick up on one tip from them. Fat lady on the aisle was describing the delicious Cheddar Bay Biscuits to her new fat friend from Puerto Rico and telling her, "If you ever go to Red Lobster, and you ask the server really nicely, they'll give you some free biscuits to take home!" Then the women squealed in delight. I wanted to remind them to leave a generous tip to the kind server contributing to their obesity but it wasn't worth the chance of getting ensnared into conversation.
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